SCP-42069

Also known as SCP 42069, Lam is a Euclid-Class SCP that is to be kept in high containment at all times. Constant surveillance must be given with a new D-Class personnel watching the cameras at all times. Furthermore, two D-Class personnel must be administrated to guard the interior of 42069’s cell.

Lam must be supplied with 24 sticks of chapstick of all times, each of a differing flavour. They also cannot be fed past midnight, and if they are they must be force-fed peanut butter with a Tim Horton’s spoon by a disposable Class-D personnel.

SCP-42069-b, also known as Kigome, is Lam’s imaginary friend that is known to take corporeal form when a cat is present in a room. One a week, a SCP-42069 is to be given a cat and a sharpie.